After writing about this years Oscars goodie bag, which includes a vampire breast lift and a journey to Japan, Stuart Heritage was thrilled to be sent some of the contents. Here, he tries out the glamorous items he received
My access to this years 177, 000 Oscars gift pouch was restriction. I didnt get to go on the 15 -day walking tour of Japan , nor did I receive the year of unlimited Audi rentals. I didnt have any personal training sessions or vampire breast lifts. The 50 vodka never induced it to me , nor the 33 water bottle.
But I did receive a box of fancy bogroll and some sort of armpit nappies. Ive tested both products for you, all in the name of investigative journalism.
Dandi antiperspirant patch( 15)
The Dandi patch is a thin Elastoplast that assimilates your sweat for up to eight hours. And, to be fair, this is something Im in desperate need of. I sweat chronically. When its warm, I sweat. When I exercise, I sweat. When Im nervous, I sweat.
The Dandi patch was specifically designed for armpits but, if they ran, I quite fancied the idea of using them to cover my face, back and crotch in the humid summer months.