We’reall obsessed with watching other people’s lives unfold.
We are all really just voyeurs, happilyminding other people’s business and pretending we aren’t.
Honestly, if I’m not cracking open a book or heading to meet friends, I’m most likelylive-tweeting “Married At First Sight” or watching reruns of “Chopped” just to pass the time.
Still, there are levels to our love for reality TV.
The host of wacky characters you subscribe to watching weekly says a great deal about your personality.
For the girl who always wanted to be b* tchy but never had the balls.
Watch : “The Real Housewives”
These women can’t hold onto their drinks long enough to actually resolve their issues. Still, as nutty as it is to watch women fuss over nonsense, it is entertaining.
Some segments include their business ventures and bratty infants, but most spectators just tune in to see who’s talking sh* t.
Instead of reaching for Us Weekly or OK! publication in the checkout line, turn to Bravo and enjoy.
For the girl who loves ratchet sh* t.
Watch : “Love AndHip-Hop”
VH1 is where all artists go to revive their careers.
Sometimes it runs( Stevie J) and other periods it’s a major fail( Ray J ).
Like most reality shows, however, this high-rated Tv spot is basically just a hip-hop soap opera with less appeal than “Empire.”
If you like bad music with a few love triangles sprinkled in, tune in every Monday.
For the girl whoobsessivelyflips through Bumble and bride magazines.
Watch : “Married At First Sight”
We’ve all tried out Tinder, Bumble and otherdating appsthat don’t quite find your perfect match.
A lot of us just want to skip awkward first dates and have experts pair us with the one.
While you’re waiting for your soulmate, you are able to witness these perfectstrangerstake the plunge first.
For the girl who constantly complainsabout losing three pounds.
Watch : “The Biggest Loser”
Watching someone attempt to shed over 60 pounds puts your fitness goals into perspective.
Do you long to fit into your summertime skinnies but can’t stop stuffing your face with Oreos?
Take some tips from the shows fitness gurus andremember to push your body to the limit.
For the girl who sings Kelly Clarkson’s “A Moment Like This” for karaoke.
Watch : “American Idol”
The best part of AI is its auditions.
However, once the finalists are selected, it’s mostly good performances and witty banter from the judges, which make for nightly enjoyment.
Sorry if you had an hopes of joining the reveal, though. AI’s final season( eventually !) premiered January 6.
For the middle child who needs all the attention from her family.
Watch : “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”
Look, the Kardashians don’t really require a Tv reveal for you to know their every move.
Thankfully, having the whole family( sorry, Rob) in one living room is still a treat for diehard fans.
For the girl who can scarcely boil an egg correctly.
Watch : “Chopped”
It’s no secret you’d instead whip up a tuna sandwich than do anything with an eggplant( besides send the emoji ).
However, this reveal allows you live vicariously through all the cooks brave enough to put their skills through a pressure cooker.
For the girl who still hasfour DIY home projects to finish.
Watch : “Flipping Out” or “Million Dollar Listing”
At first, looking at all these beautiful homes will attain “youre feeling” their own lives sucks.
Then, your inner Martha Stewart satisfies HGTV will kick in and you’ll want to turn your tiny studio apartment into a home.
Seriously, what more motive do you need to install those bike hookings?
For the girl who still wears Juicy Couture velour suits and big hoop earrings.
Watch : “Jersey Shore”
Sometimes what’s cool right nowjust isn’t your vibe.
Even though this “The Real World”-style show is nowdefunct, it still reigns as a classic inentertaining television.
Plus, one glance at Snookie’s beehive and you’ll be reminded instantaneously ofyour wild college spring breaks.
What’s better than the very best ol’ days?
For the girl who datesmetrosexual models.
Watch : “Vanderpump Rules” or “The Hills”
You can takea peek into Hollywood without having to actually step foot on the Walk of Fame.
Whether you prefer Kristin Cavallari’s bad daughter persona or Kristen Doute’s dramatic breakdowns, you’ll get a savour of what it’s like in the City of Angels.